By Dale Franks, from a larger discussion of the NYT's hit piece on the Swift Vets:
Reporter I: How do you respond to your critics, who allege that you butcher puppies for amusement!?
You: I don't butcher puppies!
Reporter II: When did the puppy-killing stop!?
You: But, I never killed puppies!
Reporter III: So, the puppies were already dead before you butchered them!?
You: No, I--
Reporter IV: So the puppies were alive then!? But you've just said the opposite! Which is it, sir!?
You: No, it's all untrue!
Reporter V: Then how do you explain these serious allegations!?
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