Did you know that:
* Democrats chose the donkey as their symbol because the Democrat base smells as bad as one and has the same verbal skills. In the donkey's defense, it's smart enough to understand a butterfly ballot.
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* Black holes will suck anything into them... except for Jews because they're virulently anti-Semitic.
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* When Michael Moore wraps all his lies and distortions into a film he calls a "documentary," he gets lots of awards from Hollywood types, who, though not necessarily as fat and ugly, are quite stupid.
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* When Clinton left office, some thought he was a little too loose with the pardons, but, in his defense, he charged quite a bit for them.
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* During the 2000 campaign, Al Gore told a number of stories that weren’t quite true. These weren’t in fact lies, but instead the results of faulty programming in his logic cells.
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* The natural predator of the Iraqi insurgent is the U.S. Marine which has no known predator and threatens to cause their complete extinction.
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* PETA is an acronym that stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, but, when wrapped around sliced roasted lamb, they're called GYRO, but I don't know what that stands for.
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* Canada is still technically owned by England and has to dance for them when commanded.
If you were unaware of any of this, check out the archive of IMAO's Know Thy Enemy at the link in the title of this post. Funny stuff.
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