New York City will use the power of eminent domain to acquire New Jersey, courtesy the Supreme Court's Kelo decision that allows city governments to condemn land for public purposes . . .
. . . California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger called dibs on Nevada.
Uh, this is satire (click link) . . . but not as far-fetched as it ought to be.
From the Barking Moonbats, courtesy the humor site, Watley Review.