The Illinois Republican Party deserves to be relegated to the pits of irrelevance somewhere between the Greens and the "Reform" Party. Choosing carpetbagging dope Alan Keyes as a Senate candidate was bad enough, living with him is worse.
Keyes called VP Cheney's daughter a selfish hedonist because she is a lesbian. Talk about sh'ting where you eat. Unfortunately for Cheney, he's both too much of a gent and too responsible to fly to Chicago and whack Keyes in the nose. Of course, if that happened, suddenly Keyes would be acceptable to the Congressional Black Caucus and they'd call for investigating the incident as a hate crime.
h/t Outside the beltway