Courtesy National Review Online's The Corner, this Clinton Classic:
From last night [on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]:
Clip of Clinton on 60 Minutes: I think if Ken Starr didn't run the investigation, I would have confessed.
Stewart: Let me get this straight...if you weren't investigated, then you would have come clean? That's what I love about Clinton: he has the highest integrity when the situation is at its most hypothetical.